If a face could tell a story this one sure can and here is this face's story

Along long time ago somewhere down south a young couple waited with all the joys of life for the stalk to bring there new child to the door. The big day came and the young couple looked out of there window to see if they could see the Stalk over the tree tops with there new bundle of joy. And there it was high in the sky, closer and closer the young couple hugged and looked into each others eye and shed a little tear. As they turned they could not beleave there eyes the Stalk raised one of his legs and did one enourmas fart, in that moment of a lack of consentration the Stalk dropped the young baby boy from way up high in the sky. Falling down and down this child was sure to lose its life before it had begun. Into the trees he fell hitting one branch then another the poor child must have hit every branch smack crack smack crack went the little baby boy as he fell through the trees.
The young couple came running through the trees with a sinking feeling from within, as they got close to the little bundle of blankets they could see movement and the faint sound of a cry. Unwrapping the blankets and peeping in the little boy was still alive but horribley disfigured from his fall. Looking more like a mutant than a baby there was only one name for the child Jethrow Wonkeyjaw Thurlow
After years of ongoing surgery the doctors managed to get the poor childs face something like. Now 7 years of age the day had come where they could take young Jethrow out into the public eye. Off to town they went with young Jethrow at there side with a limp from where one of his feet are facing the wrong way from the fall. That is why sometimes he gets confused on which way to face when jumping in the lineout in rugby. With crys of look at that and god what the F**K is that put it in the zoo. Other young children would run away and cry peeping from behind their mothers. It was not long before the local people had meetings to get young Jethrow out of the local area. One day a mob gathered and forced young Jethrow and his family to move like they where a family of lepers, this happened from town to town moving around for years. Now a man (Well sort of) he found a small market town called Nantwich where the local people took him in with open arms. Well the Town idiot had just died and they needed a new attraction for people to talk about. We now call him JED short for Jethrows Everlasting Disfigurment and we love him for it.

THE END

for now

If a face could tell a story this one sure can and here is this face's story

Along long time ago somewhere down south a young couple waited with all the joys of life for the stalk to bring there new child to the door. The big day came and the young couple looked out of there window to see if they could see the Stalk over the tree tops with there new bundle of joy. And there it was high in the sky, closer and closer the young couple hugged and looked into each others eye and shed a little tear. As they turned they could not beleave there eyes the Stalk raised one of his legs and did one enourmas fart, in that moment of a lack of consentration the Stalk dropped the young baby boy from way up high in the sky. Falling down and down this child was sure to lose its life before it had begun. Into the trees he fell hitting one branch then another the poor child must have hit every branch smack crack smack crack went the little baby boy as he fell through the trees.
The young couple came running through the trees with a sinking feeling from within, as they got close to the little bundle of blankets they could see movement and the faint sound of a cry. Unwrapping the blankets and peeping in the little boy was still alive but horribley disfigured from his fall. Looking more like a mutant than a baby there was only one name for the child Jethrow Wonkeyjaw Thurlow
After years of ongoing surgery the doctors managed to get the poor childs face something like. Now 7 years of age the day had come where they could take young Jethrow out into the public eye. Off to town they went with young Jethrow at there side with a limp from where one of his feet are facing the wrong way from the fall. That is why sometimes he gets confused on which way to face when jumping in the lineout in rugby. With crys of look at that and god what the F**K is that put it in the zoo. Other young children would run away and cry peeping from behind their mothers. It was not long before the local people had meetings to get young Jethrow out of the local area. One day a mob gathered and forced young Jethrow and his family to move like they where a family of lepers, this happened from town to town moving around for years. Now a man (Well sort of) he found a small market town called Nantwich where the local people took him in with open arms. Well the Town idiot had just died and they needed a new attraction for people to talk about. We now call him JED short for Jethrows Everlasting Disfigurment and we love him for it.

THE END

for now